Stuck in the Mighty Hoe

Note the mighty Hoe is not a person but a car....figured i would clear that up.

 

Well we had fun last night(May 31) Nighthawk and Jalben decided to pick me up and go driving. We ended up in Wabush at some point seeing the different sights. Deciding to go offroad we stumbeled upon trasil after trail till we got the othe sandpit road. It had been raining all day and the road was soft but the main access was ok to drive on. Then Nighthawk gets the bright idea to try to get up a hill....so its his car so we do it and he slow down and at one point we stop....we never moved after that point. We were stuck in the mud....then the mighty Jalben does a fruckin raindance and it begins to pour and thunder and lighting occur. Were in the middle of the sandpits, no phone, no car and its wet outdoors. We try to pick up the car, push the car, even rock it but nope it wasn't commin loose. After 1½ hours we get sick of it and walk to wabush in the storm and use the phone and made a few calls...eventually Moses gets us and laughts at our stupidity. We see Jalbens van in the pool area so we go and talk to his parents.

His parents laught at us(by this time is was about 10:30-11:00PM) and get cleaned up and we all go bakc to the car figuring it would be so easy now...unfortunatly Jalbens folks didn't have good rope and it snapped over and over and over. We try to lift the car but all that resulted in was me getting covered in mud, same happened to Jalbens father a few min later. We get two trees cut down and pry the car up...and pus the mighty hoe outta the mud. Its now 11:50pm. I get droped off home at 12:30am and do a bit of B&E to get in(no key).

During that time there were many raindances and many downpours, lots of bugs, a plane passing overhead and Jalben becomes sexually attracted to the glowstick.